Convenient
Join the Latter-Day Motorists and gain a bullet-proof excuse to get out of work for a few hours due to 'religious reasons.'
Helpful
We offer tips to make motoring easier and more fun for everyone, from new drivers who have yet to learn the obdurate bureaucratic tyranny of the DMV to 20-something punks who just saw the Fast and Furious and wanna race every single Mustang they see.
Straight-forward
No silly, indecipherable acronymys to make old-timers turn away and wistfully reminisce their simpler halcyon days in the '60s--tears stinging in their eyes--when there was no HDMI, MicroSD, SIMs, and a tank of gas cost less than the GDP of a small country.
Reliable
Always there when you need it, whether you're bored and looking for a laugh at the DMV or a devout Latter-Day Motorist who constantly needs the most up to date Sermons and Edicts.